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Golden Oldie still worth a chuckle #5191361 07/08/14 01:24 PM
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Only a farm kid would see it this way









When you're from the farm, your perception is a little bit
different.

A farmer drove to a neighbor's farmhouse and knocked at the door.
A boy, about 9, opened the door.
"Is your dad or mom home?" said the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mom and Dad."

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to
the other, mumbling to himself, when the young boy say's, "I know
where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give
Dad a message."

"Well," said the farmer uncomfortably, "No, I really want to talk to
your Dad, about your brother Howard getting my daughter Suzy
pregnant".

The boy thought for a moment...then say's, "you'll have to talk to
my Dad about that. I know he charges $500 for the bulls and $150 for
the pigs, but I have no idea how much he charges for Howard."

Re: Golden Oldie still worth a chuckle [Re: KG68] #5191976 07/08/14 09:15 PM
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I like it !! rofl


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Re: Golden Oldie still worth a chuckle [Re: KG68] #5192196 07/08/14 11:33 PM
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