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05/31/14 03:29 PM
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smh264
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Hadn't seen this posted, hopefully it isn't a repeat.
One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in San Antonio . As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixing to jump. ("fixin to" in Texas means getting ready to)
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump! Think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "My mom and dad are both dead; I'm going to jump."
She said, "Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children."
He replied, "I'm not married, and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, then you just remember the Alamo ."
He replied, ''What's the Alamo ?''
She replied, Well, bless your heart! - You just go ahead and jump.... you little Yankee Democrat Bastard.... You're holding up traffic
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Ex Law Enforcement/Police Firearms Instructor
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Re: Sweet Old Lady From San Antonio
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05/31/14 05:32 PM
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Bearpaw
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Re: Sweet Old Lady From San Antonio
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05/31/14 10:17 PM
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macec3(TX)
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Re: Sweet Old Lady From San Antonio
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05/31/14 11:39 PM
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Hunt n Fish
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 Davy Crockett just spit up a little dirt laughin' at that one!
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"Prayer is when you talk to the Lord, Meditation is when you listen to what he says"
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Re: Sweet Old Lady From San Antonio
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06/20/14 09:40 PM
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Nakraik
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Shot my first turkey today...Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section, it was awesome!
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Re: Sweet Old Lady From San Antonio
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06/23/14 05:45 PM
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stxranchman
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Are idiots multiplying faster than normal people? ![[Linked Image]](http://neoswarm.com/images/Bug_Crawling.gif)
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Re: Sweet Old Lady From San Antonio
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06/24/14 03:33 PM
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chital_shikari
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Re: Sweet Old Lady From San Antonio
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06/26/14 09:30 PM
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Chris42
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