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How I lost my teeth..... #5089107 04/26/14 07:20 PM
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How I lost my teeth

Was in a Ft. Worth, TX tavern last night, sitting at the bar waiting for a
beer, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on
the butt.

She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number!

I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen?"

She said, "I sure do."

I said, "Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you’re
missing."



My dental surgery is on Monday.

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