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As Graduation Nears..... #5075439 04/17/14 04:11 PM
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Bubba went to (your favorite university) on a football scholarship. He was a great running back, but a poor student. Come graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits. But he had become a legend as a football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Bubba could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.
The one question test was held in the auditorium and all the students packed the place. It was standing room only. The dean was on the stage and told Bubba to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, "Bubba, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma."
Bubba said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Bubba," he said, "how much is three times seven?" Bubba looked up at the ceiling and the down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The students began chanting, "Gradjate him anyway! Gradjate him anyway!"
Then Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Bubba said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."
A hush fell over the auditorium and the students began another chant: "Gib-em another chance! Gib-em another chance!"



Re: As Graduation Nears..... [Re: RKHarm24] #5075498 04/17/14 04:42 PM
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That would be funny if it weren't so close to home.


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Re: As Graduation Nears..... [Re: RKHarm24] #5075684 04/17/14 06:30 PM
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Got to be A & M


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Re: As Graduation Nears..... [Re: RKHarm24] #5076395 04/18/14 01:16 AM
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I was not there , but I heard that really happened at A&M

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