While the priest was presenting a children's sermon.
He asked the children if they knew what the Resurrection was.

Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial,
but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a
congregation can also be very dangerous.

In response to the question, a little boy raised his hand.

The priest called on him and the boy said, "I know that if
you have a resurrection that lasts more than four hours you are
supposed to call the doctor."

It took ten minutes for the congregation to settle down enough
for the service to continue.

Out of the mouths of babes......