The Israelis are developing an airport security device that
eliminates the privacy concerns that come with full-body scanners. It's an
armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will detonate any
explosive device you may have on your person.

Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with
none of this nonsense about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the
costs of long and expensive trials.

You're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled
explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:

"Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is proud to
announce a seat available on flight 670 to London. Shalom!"

BRILLIANT...


Maintenance - Clean up at gate 2, Maintenance - Clean up at
gate 2 please.
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Hmmmm! Wonder if the FAA or Homeland Security has tho......nah never mind!

I like it !! lol

That's good stuff!

I wonder if the maintenance crew has a Dyson vacuum?

That works!!!

LOL.

I'm thinking a shovel and mop will be all that's needed… O almost forgot... and a good pair of rubber gloves so you don’t get any on you.

More like a power washer, squeegee, and ShopVac. And rubber gloves as suggested above.