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Big Arse Grill #4982151 02/19/14 06:41 PM
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Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom.

"Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!!"

The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-arse grill for one little weenie?"

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Ted was not what is known as a silver tongued devil.....

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Maybe he should start with some condiments and spicy appetizers.

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I can hear it now...walking through Lowe's "Honey, does this grill make my butt look big"


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