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SEx TaLk #3077047 03/09/12 03:12 PM
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Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.

Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. Mutual orgasm here and mutual orgasm there. That's all they talk about. Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutual orgasm?"

Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head and said, "No, I think we had State Farm."






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Re: SEx TaLk [Re: reeltexan] #3077053 03/09/12 03:14 PM
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It was a bullet point/topic of discussion at a catholic marriage prep class I... had to go to.



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SEx TaLk [Re: reeltexan] #5444632 11/26/14 07:54 PM
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Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench.

Ethel said, "You know, Mabel, I've been reading this 'Sex and Marriage' book and all they talk about is 'mutual orgasm'. Mutual orgasm here and mutual orgasm there. That's all they talk about. Tell me, Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutual orgasm?"

Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head and said, "No, I think we had State Farm."


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Old folks can be a hoot...LOL

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