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#2239492 - 04/11/11 08:53 PM Hillbilly Vasectomy
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Bird Dog

Registered: 12/12/10
Posts: 264
Loc: Austin, Texas
HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, a hillbilly couple decided
that was enough, as they could not afford a
larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and
told him that he and his cousin didn't want to
have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure
called a vasectomy that could fix the problem
but that it was expensive.

'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to
go home, get a cherry bomb , (fireworks are
legal in hillbilly country) light it, put it in a beer
can, then hold the can up to your ear and count
to 10.'

The hillbilly said to the doctor,

'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I
don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer
can next to my ear is going to help me.'

'Trust me,' said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and
put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his
ear and began to count!

'1'

'2'

'3'

'4'

'5'

(You'll love this.)

At which point, he paused, placed the beer can
between his legs and continued counting on
his other hand.

This procedure works in Tennessee,
Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Alabama,
Georgia, West Virginia, Kentucky and some parts of Texas.

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#2239498 - 04/11/11 08:55 PM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
Alpha&Omega Offline
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Registered: 03/25/10
Posts: 1180
Loc: Brazos County
Oh yeah rofl

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#2240259 - 04/12/11 08:56 AM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: Alpha&Omega]
RedMan.45 Offline
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Registered: 06/15/10
Posts: 520
Loc: College Station/Corsicana
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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#2240403 - 04/12/11 10:02 AM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: RedMan.45]
sagebrushassassin Offline
Woodsman

Registered: 05/27/10
Posts: 125
Loc: Silver City, TX
Hahahahaha!! That's hilarious!

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#2243806 - 04/13/11 06:03 PM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: Quick Shoot Again]
kwkguide Offline
Light Foot

Registered: 04/08/11
Posts: 14
Loc: Corpus Christi, Texas
Good one


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#2243940 - 04/13/11 07:17 PM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: kwkguide]
stxranchman Offline
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Registered: 08/04/10
Posts: 27775
clapSeen it before but it is still a great one! clap

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#2247042 - 04/15/11 12:08 AM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: stxranchman]
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Registered: 07/19/08
Posts: 4758
Loc: South Denton County
Nice. rofl


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#2247105 - 04/15/11 01:58 AM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: stxranchman]
SR025 Online   shocked
Veteran Tracker

Registered: 09/01/10
Posts: 3477
Loc: DFW
Originally Posted By: stxranchman
clapSeen it before but it is still a great one! clap


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#2247260 - 04/15/11 07:45 AM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: SR025]
SatNiteSpec Online   sleepy
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 02/06/09
Posts: 5213
Loc: S. Denton County
clap


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#2248431 - 04/15/11 04:29 PM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: SatNiteSpec]
dnttang Offline
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Registered: 10/30/08
Posts: 373
This one is DEEEPP.


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#2248436 - 04/15/11 04:33 PM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: dnttang]
BMD Offline
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Registered: 06/21/07
Posts: 36483
Loc: Rockwall, Texas
clap

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#2279447 - 04/29/11 02:02 PM Re: Hillbilly Vasectomy [Re: BMD]
Big A Online   content
Veteran Tracker

Registered: 11/19/10
Posts: 2596
Loc: DFW
roflroflroflroflrofl

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