I mean Mcelroy is good but he ain't THAT good and we still have Mcarron.

Why do I think the view #'s on this thread are going to increase?

well this thread suddenly got interesting. ok mallard, I'll tee it up for you. What does that A stand for?

Absolutely delicious.

good thing you are not from virginia or pennsylvania.

I'll ignore that westtex. You know, this is my thread and all of a sudden it's been hijacked by Smilling Mallard with a picture of my ex girlfriend. I mean, she was cool and all but she just never would stay in shape.I had to get rid of her.

Now I don't hold it against SM and I'm not in any way discouraging any future images but dammit we are turkey hunters. Let's keep our perspective here men.

Ah Hell, who am I kidding, give me some more SM.

idk I think mallard is on thin ice with that pic. come to think of it , mallard does his best work on thin ice. and I'm with you bama, just can't stand a woman that won't keep herself up.

I agree. Thin ice might be a better name for him. I just hope he doesn't find any more pics of my exes. Lord knows there are a lot of them out there on the interweb.

Still, he has a talent and talents should be encouraged.

I say, carry on brother Thin Ice.

Daymmmm! Westex is going blue! I must be rubbing off on him.

Well Bama I do believe I just might carry on with the "Hen" posting right here on this thread that I've already hijacked. Hummmm I've got 38 days to kill before the bow opener...I can get through the entire SEC & Big 12...ugh 10 and few other talent laden schools. Done!

Until tomorrow gentlemen. Drink heavily.

Thin Ice

Am I the only one who feels like the turkey forum will be scrutinised carefully tomorrow.

I mean all he has to do is get to work and...... GAME ON!!!!!

THIN ICE. An internet legend. While he lasts.

As we begin this journey of College Game Day Hens, please keep any and all comments above board otherwise the hand of Big Orn will come down and squash my little Mallard head....besides, none of the pictures I'm going to post are anything more than one could see in the yearly SI swimsuit issue.....that may be tough in the Big Southern Dummy (SEC) conference as most of those gals tend to wear little or nothing.....not that there's anything wrong with that

Ok...I believe we've covered or uncovered the National Champions from last year so their opponent in the BCS Championship game.....The University of Texas or known in my house as t.u.






38 Days Till Bow Season!

nice work mallard I knew we could count on you. bama will not like that big southern dummy reference and besides those girls do pretty well since they are all 2nd cousins.

Nice representatives from the Little 12. I'm glad they have good looking women because, well just because.

To be honest, I haven't thought about The University of Arkansas much since they left the old SWC.......until now.....





37 Days Until Bow Season!

Some many responses come to mind but I would like 37 more days of this.
I will just say thank you mallard.

She's uh...healthy looking. Soo-eee boar hog.

Hey Mallard

Ole Miss is overun with hens. I duck hunted up there for years and I can testify that Oxford is the most hen rich enviroment I have ever hunted.

Well I wanted to post on the original pic but due to some distractions is all I can say is #5 is voted my MVP!

A good friend of mine from high school played at LSU in the late 70's. I became a big fan of the Bayou Babes when we went to visit him.







36 Days till Bow Opener!

Well aware of that fact. I have 36 days before the bow season opener.....patience my friend....patience.

What a perfect way to hide a humpday post in the turkey section

That's right. SEC and Arkansas all the way.

Sept. 25th HOU Razorback.

I'm ready too man! I'm hoping the GameDay crew will be there. That's gonna be an awesome game!

Let's get back to the Big 12...ugh...11...ugh 10??? Daddy was into Oil and everything that implies. He got transfered to Duncan Oklahoma my Sophomore year in High School and then back to TX after only a little over a year there.....I would have been perfectly happy to have stayed.

University of Oklahoma




35 Days till bow season!!!

mallard goes urban cowboy....... you da man mallard!