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#1307869 - 03/14/10 03:35 PM The Sensitive Man
Tres Offline
THF Trophy Hunter

Registered: 10/12/07
Posts: 6113
Loc: In the heart of Taxes

A woman meets a man in a bar.

They talk, they connect and end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his
apartment, she notices that one wall of his
bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet,
cuddly teddy bears.

There are three shelves in the
bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf.

She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears.

She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future
father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips…

He responds warmly.

They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love.

She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow.
The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly,

'Well, how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her,

strokes her cheek,

looks deeply into her eyes,

and says:









'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'
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#1308366 - 03/14/10 09:31 PM Re: The Sensitive Man [Re: Tres]
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Registered: 11/21/05
Posts: 12758
Loc: Hickory Creek, Fannin Co. Texa...
Awesome......gonna try that tonight
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#1308367 - 03/14/10 09:31 PM Re: The Sensitive Man [Re: sig226fan (Rguns.com)]
sig226fan (Rguns.com) Online   content
THF Celebrity

Registered: 11/21/05
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Loc: Hickory Creek, Fannin Co. Texa...
Funeral Wednesay......
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Exotic Hunts in Real County

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www.Rguns.com
Vernon Richardson
Richardson's Gun Shop
Hickory Creek Hunting Company
Wolfe City

903-496-7747

vernon at rguns dot com

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#1308514 - 03/14/10 11:07 PM Re: The Sensitive Man [Re: sig226fan (Rguns.com)]
TreeBass Offline

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Registered: 06/26/06
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Loc: Central Texas
roflmao
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#1308893 - 03/15/10 09:50 AM Re: The Sensitive Man [Re: sig226fan (Rguns.com)]
TxTechsan Online   content
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Registered: 10/04/09
Posts: 1028
Loc: N. Tx.
Thats funny.
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#1311124 - 03/16/10 11:51 AM Re: The Sensitive Man [Re: sig226fan (Rguns.com)]
janie Online   content
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Registered: 08/30/05
Posts: 2294
Loc: tx
Originally Posted By: sig226fan (Rguns.com)
Funeral Wednesay......



ROTFLMAO!
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#1311972 - 03/16/10 06:59 PM Re: The Sensitive Man [Re: sig226fan (Rguns.com)]
PrimitiveHunter Online   content
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Registered: 10/09/06
Posts: 4418
Loc: Whitesboro
Originally Posted By: sig226fan (Rguns.com)
Funeral Wednesay......


Undertaker won't be able to knock that smile off your face with a chisel though.
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I need something to get the hair out of my teeth.

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#1314406 - 03/17/10 11:39 PM Re: The Sensitive Man [Re: Tres]
DannyB Offline
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Registered: 09/15/04
Posts: 1795
Loc: N.E. TX
up
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